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( Char Siew Pau & Maggi Mee :)
One day, char siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat char siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.
Char Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all the pau family;- Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.
So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.
On the way... they met Spaghetti.. so all of the pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the daylights out of Spaghetti till Spaghetti could not say a word,
Spaghetti then screamed ....... 'what did I do? I don't even noe you all'..
Then cha siew pau said ..'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'
YESTERDAY I TOLD MY LOVE TO HEMA,
SHE TOLD AAMA,
SO, I STARTED LOVING HER AND WENT TO CINEMA,
AND I GAVE HER UMMA,
LATER ONE DAY SHE TOLD TO FORGET HER,
I ASKED WHY MA,
SHE TOLD THAT HER MAMA,
TOLD ABOUT OUR LOVE TO HER AMMA,
AND SAID BYE MA AND PUT ME A BIG NAAMA,
ATLAST I WENT TO COMA,
AND FINALLY CAME TO KNOW THAT LOVE IS A DRAMA,
SO DON'T FALL IN LOVE MA...